Bible Belt Babble with Willard "Teabag" Chinsley: Volume 3
|The bitches dig the hat.|
But first, I want to get something off my chest. I have been hearing a lot of criticism about our most recent white knight (and by white I mean Caucasian), Rick Perry. I have never heard a negative comment about a conservative on FOX News, and since they are fair and balanced I can only assume there is nothing bad to report. So imagine how shocked I was when I turned on FOX and Karl Rove was trash talking Jesus' favorite coyote-hunter? Well I don't know the details about the argument, something about treason and tickling a man's undercarriage, but I would like to remind Rove that Bank of America has already purchased the 2012 presidency for Rick Perry, and if he doesn't want to end up as the foundation level of a sweaty man-pyramid in Abu Ghraib then he had better start playing ball.
So without further adieu, here are the topics tonight: Disproving Myths About Teabagger Intelligence, Suggested Reading, and How to Win an Argument with a Liberal. So enjoy the content and remember to print it out, go down to the post office, and send it to all of your children.
|NOT eye masturbation|
Rediscovering God in America, by Newt Gingritch This one is a classic. You will never guess if Bella Swan will choose beastiality, or necrophilia.
Culture of Corruption, by Michelle Malkin Nothing makes a reluctant racist more comfortable with hate that when it comes from another minority. She gets to say what I can only think.
Underdogma: how America's Enemies Use Our Love for the Underdog to Trash American Power, by Michael Prell As the title suggests, this book explains how liberals try to pander to the masses by supporting the interests of the disenfranchised, poor, sick, and elderly, and how this compassion is fucking killing this country.
"If more of you godless liberals would go to CHURCH and make donations there, then we wouldn't NEED any social entitlement programs!"
"Well Jesus agrees with ME, and you don't look like the earthly manifestation of God's love for his children, now DO you?"
"Didn't you pay attention in history class? Some of the greatest civilizations of all time had no organized leadership or government whatsoever!"
"Oh yeah?! Well I'm not the WHITE guy that voted for the BLACK president! Who's stupid now?"So until next time, As-Salamu Alaykum, friends!