HILT... can you dig it?

Who is the man

That can get you off with just one hand?

HILT... Can you dig it?

Who is the smooth mofo

That will leave you satisfied fo sho?

HILT...  You goddamn right.

He's the one packing purple heat

That drags on the ground between his feet!

HILT...  Right on

And who has the veiny neck

That can keep your appetite in check?

HILT...  You know I'm talkin' bout Hilt!

Hilt's the guy with the magic seed

Who gives the protein boost to all in need

Todd Hilt.