Filthy Limericks

I wasn't sure what to post tonight, so I made up some filthy limericks. These are originals, but certainly nothing to be proud of. Enjoy!

Her husband had passed out between us

And her nude form affected my penis

So I gave her my inches

And a few playful pinches

But he awoke with a stroke 'cause he'd seen us

My drinking was making me floppy

So the whore had to balance atop me

Some juices exuded

So I quickly concluded

Her seconds were decidedly sloppy

She explained when I inserted my thumb

That a beating would help her to cum

So I bit off her clit

And made her admit

That her vagina was actually numb

My girl lost a toy in my anus

And I insisted removal be painless

So she reached deep inside

But it continued to hide

Now my doctor is sure of my gayness