We know you love it, so here is another Omegle post!  Hot Troll on Troll action!  Our responses are the absurd ones in blue text!

Sometimes I wish there were time stamps on Omegle.  The chat below lasted about 20 minutes and it was a very one sided conversation. Each of my comments were about 2 minutes apart.  Sometimes patience doesn't pay off.

This is a different kind of Omegle conversation.  A third person submits a question and watches 2 other people answer/debate it. 

 This was my favorite one of the night.  Knocked that fucker out of the park!

It said that the other person was typing the entire time, but they never gave me a response.  I really wanted to know what they'd prefer.

I tried. I got drunk and went on omegle in pursuit of hilarious conversations with the mix of pedophiles, date rapists, and overall depressing bastards. But alas, I had very few people willing to play ball with me and ended up just scaring away several people. Maybe next time I will pretend to be a 16 year old girl and count the skype requests. As always, the green text represents my end of the conversation, as if that weren't obvious by what was written.