She traded all her future freedom

For just one night of sweaty breedin'

Now a baby's gonna take away her dreams...

It was the drink that dulled her senses

And left her poor uterus defenseless

She's reconsidering her Pro Life stance, it seems...

Get on the A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N train

Do it right and there will be no pain

A crying baby would drive you insane

So let the doctor vacuum out it's brain

Get on the A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N train

Do it right and there will be no pain

A crying baby would drive you insane

So let the doctor vacuum out it's brain

It's been two months since her procedure

And her doctor's come to see her

Making sure she's coping well with all the guilt

He was shocked at what he found there

His recent patient was on the ground bare

Every orifice she had filled to the hilt

Get on the A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N train

Do it right and there will be no pain

A crying baby would drive you insane

So let the doctor vacuum out it's brain

Get on the A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N train

Do it right and there will be no pain

A crying baby would drive you insane

So let the doctor vacuum out it's brain

Some whores will never learn the lesson

It leaves all the rest of us just guessin'

Why she likes the hanger more than closing up her knees

What if she became a teenage mother

A litter of small children there to love her

She'd drown them in the tub before they turned three

Get on the A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N train

Do it right and there will be no pain

A crying baby would drive you insane

So let the doctor vacuum out it's brain

Get on the A-B-O-R-T-I-O-N train

Do it right and there will be no pain

A crying baby would drive you insane

So let the doctor vacuum out it's brain