Welcome one and all to Haiku Time.  I am sure you are all familiar with Haiku, the Japanese form of poetry.  I thought I would take a stab at writing a few.

 

Tiny tasty thing

Into my mouth you shall go

Screaming won't help you.

Eggplants are purple

They are thick, firm and swollen

Just like my penis

Free Diarrhea

You mean I don't have to pay?

Toss that slop my way

My old Slip and Slide

Is not very much fun since

Grandma died on it

Long live Sir Chapsworth

His gibberish never gets old

All gay references

Hamtackle dear friend

Loves real life gore and horror

He has skinned a man

I could sit on it

or it could sit inside me

More the merrier

Punch bowl full of soup

Sardines on saltines with cheese

Fire this caterer

Vienna Sausage

You taste like what you consist of

Simply Delicious

I once killed a man

Sometimes men need to be killed

Mostly women though

This racist poem

Is a very hurtful thing

But dagos can't read

Can you eat it all?

If you do you get money

It's prostitution

Fingers down my throat

The food flies from my stomach

Onto your tummy

Haikus are simple

5 7 5 syllables

See, that was easy