Aw shit!  Who wants to see some tits!?  Celebrity tits?!  I am going to put "Celebrity Tits" into a Google image search with the SafeSearch on moderate... let's see what we got.

First up is.. Carla Gugino.  Hey look!  She's got tits!  Celebrity tits!  At least I think she is a celebrity, I have never heard of her.

Hey... is that some nip?  Celebrity nip?

Next up is... Salma Hayek.  Yup.  Celebrity... check!  Tits.... check!  She qualifies!!

I can hear that shirt creaking.

Falling into third place is... Britney Spears!  Tits Tits Celebrity Tits! Sweaty Drunken Celebrity Tits!

Do I have to buy you a drink or can we just grab them now?

Fourth on the list for Celebrity tits is... Katie Price?  Another Celebrity Titeteer that I have never heard of.  I'm guessing porn or hotel heiress.  Probably both.

Who am I?  Who gives a shit.  Tits!

Last but certainly not least.  The person who should have been #1 on the chart.  The full chested southern belle, Dolly Parton.  Them some vintage Celebrity Tits!

She must have a steel spine.

 Thanks for joining me on this pathetically juvenile excursion into the squishy land of Celebrity Tits!