Master Bastard
Classtard

PI IN PROGRESS

Oily Taintz, Empress of the Birth Brigade

You set liars afire, that's what I've always said!  We've got scores of traitors and un-american bastards running wild in our country, willy nilly!  Foreigners rushing our borders, creating fake documents and infiltrating the highest levels of our government.

Barack HUSSEIN Obama, our current "President", is the biggest perpetrator of these crimes.  I know the truth about that tyrant!  I know who he really is and what he really wants!  Barack HUSSEIN is the worlds most successful Somali pirate.

I know, right?  Shocking but true!  Barack worked his way up from cabin boy to scallywag, constantly climbing the ladder of African Piracy.  Eventually he obtained the title of "RapeMaster" and given his own ship and crew.  Instead of continuing his piracy, he steered the boat through the Indian ocean, across the Pacific, until he reached Hawaii.  That was 20 years ago.

Do you really want a Somali Pirate as your president?  Do you!?  HUSSEIN may be our biggest problem, but there are so many more illegal aliens, and they are not all liberals!!  We must be on our guard, we must be vigilant!

I have proof of many more of these traitors in our government.  Who?  Well, lets see...  Jesse Jackson, Cory Booker, Herman Cain, Michael Steele, Jesse Jackson Jr, Maxine Walters, Condoleeza Rice, Allen West, I could go on and on!

It's terrible, the stain these people have smeared on us True Americans.  I'll continue the fight!  There is no way a person like Barack HUSSEIN Obama was legally elected president, neither!  I cry conspiracy!!




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