Scum City Avengers - Dr. Neptune
Once upon a time there was a band, or still is... I don't know.. called Dr. Neptune. They were very rude to the Scum City Avengers so the Scum City Avengers wrote a song about them. Then Dr. Neptune was very nice to them and said they liked the song and wanted to start playing it themselves. Then somebody pulled out a box cutter and started shouting obscenities. Funny how things work out, eh?