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Hamtackle Has A Sweet Mouth

The following is some heartfelt poetry that I crafted for my dear friend and website co-founder, Hamtackle. 

Smooches -Terlet

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Hamtackle has a sweet mouth

It is always willing to go south

It wiggles and tickles the tips of your nipples

Hamtackle has a sweet mouth.

 

Hamtackle has some soft hands

They will gently unbutton your pants

They wrangle and ride the lumps of your thighs

Hamtackle has some soft hands

 

Hamtackle has some bright eyes

They will look at you in surprise

When you take out your meat he will think it is neat

Hamtackle has some bright eyes

 

Hamtackle has super plump lips

Perfect for rubbing on tips

His jaw opens wide and invites you inside

Hamtackle has super plump lips.

 

Hamtackle has womanly breasts

They hang pleasantly on his chest

If it weren't for the hair I'd be all up in there

Hamtackle has womanly breasts

 

Hamtackle has silky butt cheeks

They constantly whistle and squeak

If you look deep inside a rodent you'll find

Hamtackle has silky butt cheeks

 

Hamtackle is a great man

He is handsome, buff and he's tan

If you show him your cock, he'll bite it right off

Hamtackle is a great man

Hamtackle