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It's Warmachine Craft Time Bitches!! Part 2

Well well well, if it isn't my little Bitches... Sup bitches!?  I know it's been a while since we last shot the shit.  As I was cleaning up after my last "Warmachine Craft Time" I accidentally buried an X-Acto knife several inches into my stomach.  Motherfuck that hurt!!  Please remember bitches, don't drink and craft.  After a lengthy hospital stay and multiple Staph Infections, I'm back!  HAIL CRYX!!  HAIL DRAGONFATHER!!  HAIL TORUK!!

Hershel Moore Esq.

Now where the fuck did we leave off?  Last time all ya'll bitches saw me start construction on my first Cryx Warmachine miniature.  The Variant Pose Pistol Wraith.  I filed the scraps off, drilled, pinned and glued that bitch.  Today's lesson is gonna be a fucking piece of cake.  All I need to do is putty the joints on that handsome little motherfucker!  Wherever I drilled and pinned is probably gonna need a bit of patching up.

What the Fuck!?  A paintbrush for putty!?

When I was swinging my Warhammer 40K dick around a few years ago, I would always patch up my miniature's gaps with "Green Stuff".  It's like some epoxy putty or some such shit.  You would make tiny, little sausages out of the putty and gently stick em to your miniature.  After it drys, you scrape and texture that shit to make it match your miniature's clothes and shit.  I decided to try a product that I have never used.  I got some motherfucking Liquid Green Stuff!!  I know you are saying "What What!!??".  It is unbelievable bitches, but it's true.

That armpit looks fucking immaculate.

Because the gaps needing a patch job on this miniature are not too big, I figured this was a perfect motherfucking time to use the Liquid Green.  I popped the cap and dipped my tip in that green dip.  Shit, that stuff feels sweeeet.  It's like a thick syrup.  I dipped and dabbed at the joint where I attached his left arm.   Bitches, I gotta tell you.... I'ma liking this Liquid Green.  It fills those hard to reach gaps and applies easily.  Now I just need to fill in his waist a bit.  He fucking loves getting his waist filled by my moist tip.  Yeah, I said it.  After this shit drys, I'm gonna carve it up a bit to make it match the overall texture of the rest of the miniature. 

Aw shit! Once that is painted, you won't be able to tell where the Liquid Green starts and God's dick ends.

Fuck!  That is gonna look good!  Next time we meet you better where a diaper because our modeling adventures are gonna make you shit blood!  I'm gonna carve that dried Liquid Green, Then I'm gonna spray on some Primer and then it's fucking Paint time!!!  Fuck me sideways, I've got the biggest boner right now!  Please join me again for my further adventures in 30 mm tabletop miniatures battle gaming.  Warmachines forever bitches!!  HAIL CRYX!!