I was sifting through public domain videos and found this little gem. Flavos Shrimp Roll. A delectable treat once available in drive-in theaters across the country. A true, lost culinary treasure.
A meaty shrimp mixture all wrapped up in a crispy noodle jacket! Doesn't it just sound mouth watering? I'll bet it was served just above room temperature.
They're Shrimply Delicious!
What happens when you combine the music of Alan Silvestri from Predator with a 1953 Kix cereal commercial? Well, this I guess....
A hero's welcome! A victory speech! Tree pooping!
A vintage Star Wars toy commercial is sullied by vulgarity. Enjoy.
I ate a burrito......... Yeah, that's it.
A challenge!! Nothing can stop me once I get started!
Dangerboy's parking lot demonstration of his handcrafted Lightsaber hilt.
Just listen to that fresh corn crackle! A hearty breakfast for hearty people! Don't watch this video hoping for nostalgia. You will be disappointed.
Happy Friday the 13th! I present to you a heartwarming mash-up. Some of Jason Voorhees' greatest kills paired with the classic love song, Unchained Melody. Jason will wipe those tears darling, with his machete.
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I try and I try but YouTube will not let me post the video on the blog. Something about me not "owning" the song Unchained Melody. So just click this link if you want to watch. I'm fucking sorry for the lack of convenience.
Don't Let The Love Bug's Bite Get You in Trouble!
Public Demonstration of Affection Will Not Be Tolerated Here!
It's that time of the year when we celebrate the last bastion of ethnic stereotypes. So polish your Shillelagh and light up your peat log and enjoy our latest offensive video. (Whiskey not included)
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Mmmmm. Baby, you look so good..... I want you inside of me.
MAD SCIENTIST HAPPY FUN TIME!!
NEWT WINS IN SOUTH CAROLINA!! USA USA OWWWW!!! WOOO HOO!! AMURICA!!
Sometimes you spend hours in front of the computer with not much to show for it. With that, I present a Shitastic Mashup, Time For Beany and Babylon 5. You know what? Don't even bother.....
A couple days ago, Hamtackle was singing his own lyrics over the Star Wars Imperial March. They have been stuck in my head and I wanted to share my misery with everyone. George Lucas has phenomenal neck meats.
(Sung to the tune of the Imperial March)
Hey there you, I love you, I love you,
Hey there you, I love you, I love you,
Hey there you, you look really good, you do,
You look really good, you do,
I love you , I love you
Hey there you, you look really good, you do,
You look really good, you do,
I love you , I love you
And now... Imp of Color
Hey look! My video editor has filters and effects. I could be the next George Fucking Lucas! Big, fat neck and all. I think I'll use some filters on some old schizophrenia footage with a song by Boredoms, Japanese weirdness at it's finest.
Ummmmm........ Yeah.