Trooper is back and he brought gifts! The Bastards chat and then play a very visual online game. Just skip the last 20 minutes unless you love Audio Gold! Classtard! Get your hot, Classtard, here!!
Sweet Sally O’Malley! The Bastards are back and scented of pumpkin spice! Trooper describes some of the worst fatalities he’s seen as a Trooper. Scatapults are constructed and tested. Gators are wrestled and then kissed. All this and whore! Classtard.
Trooper joins the Bastards for a four-man, greased bathtub experience. Gettin’ all glisteny and tumblin’ around making them animal sounds. There is also limericks, Black Mirror spoilers and lots of looking at dildos online. Classtard.
Crickets, cricket, typing, AFL, movie debates, music by L.Ron and trigger warning causing super hero ideas. Viva la Classtard!
Ramtang, Trooper and Terlet touch tips to form The Trio of Terror! The Tender Trio... Three Men and Some Gravy? It won't matter what kind of greasy Voltron they become, it will have priapism and wandering hands!
The Bastards take a camping trip deep in the heart of cricket country and Hamtackle whips out some of his favorite tales of true life terror! Check out now if you can't handle real 911 calls, descriptions of death or if you maintain any sort of human decency. Seriously, sorry about the crickets. Happy Halloween!
A generous dollop of plum jam adds sweetness to this hearty beef stew.
The Bastards gather around the old baseball diamond for an impromptu game of Fantasy Murderer Baseball. It's not fantasy murderers, like The Witch King of Angmar or Voldemort. It's real murderers, but um.... real murderers as players in a very basic fantasy baseball game. But I really should have included Voldemort... Voldemort and Slimer from Ghostbusters. Everyone knows Slimer was a pedophile rapist before he was executed and his soul punished by haunting 1980's New York luxury hotels. Classtard.
Jay Cochran (Terlet), a newly retired U.S. Navy pilot, travels to Mexico to spend time with his friend Tibey Mendez (Hamtackle), a powerful but corrupt businessman. While there, he meets Tibey's beautiful wife, Miryea (Sir Chapsworth), who has become unhappy in her marriage. Jay and Miryea soon engage in a steamy affair. But when Tibey learns of the relationship from his henchman, Cesar (Ramtang), he sets out to get even with both of them.
The Bastards provide consistently stunning podcasts that transport listeners to far-flung locations ranging from the torrid African plains to the chilly splendors of icy Antarctica. This episode's primary focus is on animals and ecosystems around the world.
