Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
The Bastards welcome Ramtang's little brother, Sheepshank for some mature chat about mid-air bowel movements. The new Star Wars trailer is watched and George Lucas is shit talked. A Twitter request leads to the score of the 1982 fantasy movie Beastmaster blasting in the background. Terlet confuses Kamino with Genosha, limericks about cheese, Hamtackle rages and the Bastards eat crickets... Yup.....
The Bastards snack on crunchy, dried, Asian treats to the delight of the listener, Hamtackle gets taken to the Bastard's Court, Terlet whips out an audio quiz and Sir Chapsworth gets offended. All this and slide whistle serenades on this week's Master Bastard.... (It's the podcast with Classtard!)
The Bastards have a gay old time with delightful springtime limericks and a friendly letter from a listener. It quickly transgresses into shit stories and why Sir Chapsworth thinks dicks are gross. Terlet tries something new and tortures everyone with loud, awful sound effects for a misophonia audio challenge. Whip out those earplugs and get your tits ready for another skull shattering, toilet terrifying, booze bucket of a shit show that is Master Bastard!
The Bastards get into terribly disgusting detail with far too much talk about parasites and their delightful, internal antics. They also talk like old men and reminisce about their past drug experiences. Forever classy...
The Bastards dip it in and swirl it around with Taliban Glamour Shots, stories of Will, Terlet's terrible mustache, more Chinese tourists, Mormonly Obese updates and Ramtang describes his Star Wars Trilogy of shitting. Keepin' it classy!
The Bastards gather to celebrate their favorite holiday.... You know, the Irish one with the drinking! They also talk about finger-banging chicks in walk-in freezers, Edward Snowden, Shillelaghs, Irish drinking songs and tons more heavily slurred garbage. Drink ya Bastards!!
It's the end of an era as Ramtang has cut his mullet. So begins the Age of the Rat Tail! The Bastards also try a tasty beverage, chat about sports, get a bit racist and Terlet gets farted on by an old woman. Genuinely classy!
Grayscale from the It Only Gets Worse Podcast joins the Bastards as they gather around Skype for their very first internet interview. Kick back and join them for a surprisingly serious discussion about Grayscale's life, gender and other stuff that happens during interviews... etc.
The Bastards are back with a new segment but the same old filth. There is sports talk, shit talk and lots of other goodies, because we love you.
While the Bastards iron out all new audio kinks, they argue, accuse and generally dislike each other, all in the name of Best Friendship!
