The Bastards talk about stinking buttocks, kangaroo attacks, force field fails and cowboy video games. Then they’ll delight your ears by looking at pictures online. Classtard.

Guess who's back, back again. Chap's back, tell a friend….if you have any. Heaping helpings of homemade cider! Bustling baskets of birthday gifts! Steaming sacks of sports talk! Leaking lumps of limericks! Then we over-explain an episode of Black Mirror. Classtard up that asstard!

The gimmick continues! The Bastards and special guests continue their adventures in the Mystery Machine under the cross eyed gun sights of Shimbles. Viva la Classtard!!

The Bastards are back with their 200th episode! They are joined by two lovely ladies and one extra special seasonal character. Scrub all you want, that Classtard will not wash off!

Sweet Sally O’Malley! The Bastards are back and scented of pumpkin spice! Trooper describes some of the worst fatalities he’s seen as a Trooper. Scatapults are constructed and tested. Gators are wrestled and then kissed. All this and whore! Classtard.

Trooper joins the Bastards for a four-man, greased bathtub experience. Gettin’ all glisteny and tumblin’ around making them animal sounds. There is also limericks, Black Mirror spoilers and lots of looking at dildos online. Classtard.

William Henry Cosby Jr. is an American stand-up comedian, actor, musician, author, and convicted sex offender. He was also in Leonard Part 6! Classtard!

Sausage, robots, rappers and more! The Bastards get hot and heavy with eye contact and hand holding. Whatcha talkin’ bout Classtard?

The Bastards strap on their lederhosen, dust off their steins and prepare their bodies for ample sausage. It’s Oktoberfest and the Bastards are the Oktoberbest of buds. Prost!

The Bastards dive into some Bollywood Action, Ramtang reads the future, Terlet shows off his new skull, Hamtackle has a birthday, Star Trek talk and Sir Chapsworth makes audio gold by repeatedly drinking from an aluminum bottle full of ice. Classtard!