Oh, them Bastards… Donatello Dona-tells us all about guns and ammo. There is a ton of really bad, old music. We consult the stars and review Ramtang’s horoscope. Celebrities are slandered and future movies are discussed. All this and generous amounts of general insensitivity. Classtard.
Donatello is back with tales of wonder from around the world! There is also sandwich rats, German pizza, video games, Horny For Horner and jingles, jingles galore!
The Bastards are back and boy are they blah blah blah. There is stuff and they talk about things. Arguments? Yeah, there is a lot of those. Did somebody request awful radio sounds? No? Oh well. Somebody says something insensitive and somebody else overreacts. I can has Classtard?
Baby Love the cherub is back and boy does he have love to spread! This adorable cupid will win your heart with his cute antics and chubby cheeks. But if those don't work, he could always force your affection with his love arrows! Oh, Baby Love... You're my best friend. Happy Classtard!
The Bastards chat about buckets of upsetting topics. Terrible rappers, terrible rapists, poop games and light suicide discouragement. Don't cry in your classtard!
Enter the world of "Willow." Journey to the far corners of your imagination, to a land of myth and magic, where dream and reality live side by side ... to a place that never existed, a time that never was. It is a world where a young man named Willow lives out an adventure that explodes beyond the boundaries of his own hopes and fears. That and Ramtang’s nose job. Classtard!
The Bastards talk mostly and moistly about Barry Gordy's The Last Dragon. Get ready because when you feel like you're ready to go somewhere you've never been make a wish and the dream in you grows shining as bright as day carrying you far away the story begins with the light in your heart a fantasy a dream and a spark once you believe you are ready to shine the princess inside you will show you are the glow you are the glow look around take in all that you see you just might be surprised a world of enchantment and pure majesty you'll be discovering the princess that you're meant to be the story begins with the light in your heart a fantasy a dream and a spark once you believe you are ready to shine bright as the world's ever known you are the glow feel your strength, you can face the world believe every day everything is possible a magical journey awaits the story begins with the light in your heart a fantasy a dream and a spark once you believe you are ready to shine the princess inside you will show you are the glow you are the glow you are the glow.
It’s just Hamtackle and Terlet. Face to face. Eye to eye. Tip to tip. They talk about Minecraft, a lot. Then they bore each other with topics that only interest one of them at a time. Classtard.
It’s a new year so it’s time for a new Celebrity Death Pool! The Bastards discuss upcoming movies, genital gangrene, eat grandma style hard candy, watch wrestling and read about pulling mucus and poop coated gauze out of your mouth. Happy New Classtard!
The Bastards gathered early and recorded a Christmas episode that was released late. I hope you aren't sick of Christmas music! Merry Classtard!