Master Bastard
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Contact

You wanna contact us?  Like full on body on body contact?

You can find us barely interacting on social media, mostly Twitter. 

Email us at The Bastards@MasterBastard.com or use that there email form below here under this'm.

If you need to shout at us with your actual voice or just to tell us a dirty story, call the Master Bastard Hotline at (720)310-TARD (8273).